New drinking game makes you pump a pink penis and see if you get squirted

Bored of playing the same old rounds of Pie Face and Ring of Fire in an excuse to get everyone hammered?

Well fear not, pals. There’s a joyful new drinking game on the market and it’s all about the penis.

Jizz (fantastic name) is a pink plastic penis which you fill up with a liquid of your choosing.

You could choose water for easier cleanup, an alcoholic beverage, or even milk to bring some realism.

Each participant in the fun has to spin each of the pink plastic testicles. One will reveal the number of pumps they must do, the other will tell them where to point the penis. 

This includes an icon of a face, breasts, and arrows pointing to the person on your left or right.

Then it’s pumping time.

Just like Pie Face, you’re not sure when you’re going to end up with something sticky on your skin. 

You may be able to get away with six pumps without a sprinkle, or you’ll be unlucky and Jizz will blow a load, squirting out your chosen liquid with force.

If you’re pointing it towards your mouth, this could be an effective form of pre-drinks.

If you’re pointing it at your breasts, though, you’ll just end up stained and sticky before you head out. Not fun.